NEW READING TEST REVEALED

    Some words that will appear on this year’s reading tests.
    Start preparing your children now!

    Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
    Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
    Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
    Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
    Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
    Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
    Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

    reprinted from Education Notes, Feb. 2002 (because I'm too lazy to look for new stuff.)
    None of the above are in any way the creation of the editor, just old stuff off the internet.

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